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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

IPSE To Brizzi: Do You Know How Hard it Is To Tip A Golf Cart?

OBSERVATION: You know we've tried to ignore Carl but his legacy (if that's what you want to call it) reminds us of a one of the hapless criminal stories Carl would lampoon on his weekend radio show. 

In case you missed it reports strongly suggests that Carl Brizzi appears to have operated an motorized vehicle will intoxicated causing injury - to a police officer.  Readers familiar with our blog know we have all but given up on this slow moving train wreck of a politican. We do realize that his actions have results and as long as he is in office someone must pay the political price. Our advice to Carl?  We can't imagine any law firm hiring you for any length of time so we suggest that you cut a deal with the Governor to teach at a college or university.  If this guy can do it, so can you. 

Finally we wondering if Mr. Brizzi was wearing a helmet at the time? If not, this could explain a heck of a lot.


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  1. IPSE, there's been rumors floating around this city for a good 2-3 years of Brizzi's drunken adventure. I know Gary Welsh of Advance Indiana and Ruth Holladay have both written about it on their respective blogs.

  2. I am wondering if this is the same night that he totals Durhams Viper.

    Im interested in finding out who paid the girls that day. They were everywhere.Of course Brizzi was all over them.

    One young lady on hole #5 was upset at his advances.

  3. Probably his buddy Paul Page....

  4. wanna know the truth ask Tom John or Abdul, both of them were there. And all three of them were staggering drunk.

  5. I can understand why Brizzi wants to complete his term....after 8 years in, he can draw a pension at $30K or so per year.

    I want to know why elected people get cushy jobs with pensions after 8 years.