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Friday, August 6, 2010

Dr. Whiner to Public: Me and Police Chief are BFF, Really!

OBSERVATION: Apparently Dr. Frank N. Whiner Frank Straub has become a little uncomfortable with the whole "I'm the big cheese" thingy going on for the last eight months. According to Gary Welsh's latest post our omnipotent Public Safety Director dispatched the Chief of Police to say that he and Straub are the BFF. According to our man in the know they have a joint collection of police and fire patches, text each other at least ten times a day and spend quiet times walking along the canal hand in hand. 

Let's face it, our version is just as believable as that of Chief Paul Ciesielski statements today. 

Now just so you readers know we do have a heart - even for megalomaniacal schizophrenic bureaucrats. Doc we know that you have had a very tough week trying to run the whole police and fire departments from your desk. You deserve a nice glass or warm milk, tummy rub and a good night sleep tonight. While we can provide those creature comforts perhaps we can offer a nice little lullaby...Nighty, night Dr. Whiner, sleep tight and don't let the bloggers bite.

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UP:  ADIN $190

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13 comments:

  1. Did you see that ridiculous video he posted on Facebook? I feel sorry for the Channel 16 employees who were forced to shoot that staged, passionless monologue.

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  2. 10 bucks says that Abdul (i wanna be in the game without actually putting onthe uniform) comes to his defense by Monday morning, first an apologist post then an on-air interview.

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  3. Olgen Williams, Robert Vane, The previous Latino Affairs placeholder, Greg Wilson and now Straub...who is in change of selecting Ballard's personnel? It's like they want him to look foolsh and fail.

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  4. Isn't it time for "Joe Friday" to return to IndyUndercover.com to remind voters that Ballard is the very bestest Mayor ever for LEOs ?

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  5. Several people wish IndyUndercover.com would come back so all of the problems at the Sheriff Department can come to light before the election. There are plenty, and everyone continues to skirt around the issue, so no feelings are hurt.

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  6. I promise you that if there was a 911 call coming from Straubs house, no police would show up. They hate this man. He treats his men on the street like dogs.

    He is a snake in the grass.We all know that he wants to take away ALL of our guns. He has made that clear many times.

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  7. Just another nail in Mayor Dum Dums over sized coffin

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  8. 1:49 Anon...I think IPSE IS the new IndyU and called that a long time ago. This blog will influence he next election just as surely as IndyU played a major role in the last one.

    It's more sophisticated than IndyU was and so are we now.

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  9. This is what happens when you elect a guy who has no real leadership skills. He lets two shadow political hitmen run the Office. Individials who were not elected, have not been vetted and operate with impunity. Bob Grand and Joe Loftus are not Gods. They have weaknesses. Ever wonder why Bob stepped down? It was the fact his name and face was showing up on the blogs. These guys are only strong when they are faceless and nameless. All that is required is for blogs like IPSE and others to shine the spotlight on their activities when they are meeting and what they are discussing and the deals they are cutting.

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  10. True that! Melina should be abl to walk into office. At least Steve Campbell could string a few sentences together and Peterson could hold his own in a debate as well. Maybe Ballard will let Bob Grand and Joe Loftus in front of the mic since they are the 'real" mayors.

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  11. I saw Councilman Evan's Townhall meeting on channel 28 this weekend. If I was Ballard I would be very worried. He doesn't have anyone on staff who can talk work witihn the community to ease the tension. Ballard is a terrible public speaker, Olgen Willams is just as bad. Now Frank Straub a hot head DINO (Doctor in Name Only). Inside sources confirm that Joe Loftus was in charge of appointments and ball-less Ballard went along with it.

    Nice pick Joey so you got a person you can control but he's worthless as a public official. But then again, you aren't known for your sound judgement in certain areas are you. :)

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  12. Steve Campbell was a damned liar and Melina Kennedy was trained by Peterson who proved he was not trustworthy either.

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  13. Melysa, is there anyone you like? Please name 3.

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